[[ High Tea with the Queen - tea, scones & bitching ]]

[ [High Tea with the Queen - A tale of The ASD Girl Part 1] ]
-Monday, February 4, 2008-

Well my dear subjects,

i'm about to tell you all a tale of woe and betrayal. A tale where lies run amok and suspicions confirmed. *sips tea* It is a tale about an Attention Seeking Disorder girl called... ASD girl. Hence, i shall forego originality and name this story "The ASD Girl".

We begin this tragedy in a certain communist institute, where a girl named "The Queen" (we shall call her "Queen" for simplicities sake. btw, she likes tea.) recently joined a class there. She then meets a girl called ASD girl and they immediately hit it off and became fast tea buddies.

One day, their Lit teacher assigned them an epic project on a classic Shakespeare tragedy "othello". Of course one would assume that ASD girl and Queen would be in on this together. However, Queen would soon encounter an event that would change her opinion of ASD forever.

Tuesday rolled around and Queen's group, consisting of ASD, honey bunny, and doggy met up to discuss the project that was due 2 days away. After completing the points, ASD girl volunteered to type out the presentation. Her reasoning being that since Wednesday was CCA day, and Queen had a royal drama production coming up, Honey Bunny had a choir performance niggling upon her tail and Doggy had to shephard a tamil drama, ASD would do it (she does not attend her CCA). Of course Queen was positively thrilled with the request and her opinion of ASD improved yet another notch.

Come Wednesday, said Queen realised that ASD girl did not come to the communist institute. Coming to the accurate conclusion that ASD must have skipped school, Queen chuckled and thought that ASD needed the rest anyway.

Thursday at 2 am. Queen woke up, having fallen asleep in her study out of sheer exhaustion from Drama. She checked her phone to realise that ASD sent her a message. Upon reading its contents, she realised that ASD had some minor glitches with the project and immediately called her. From ASD's confident tone and her insistence that everything was taken care of, Queen deduced that everything must be alright and went back to sleep.

The same day at 7am, ASD had informed Queen that the team would be meeting in the communist institute at that time. Queen only met doggy and saw the worried look upon doggy's face. From then on, Queen had a bad feeling nagging at the back of her royal mind.

ASD arrived at 7.20am, and bunny arrived soon after(honey bunny lived thousands of feet underground so its a killer to hop through all those burrows). ASD passed Queen the project with a confident smile. After reading through the project, try as she might, Queen could not return that smile. She stared at ASD incredulously, amazed that she had the cheek to look that cheerful when doomsday was upon them. Apparently sensing Queen's irritation, ASD's confident smile faltered and dissapeared completely when Queen gave her a full on glare. If looks could kill, ASD would be a very unhappy communist with a size 8 shoe sticking out of her repulsive arse. Suffice to say, ASD girl was, pardon my french (though i don't really like them), 'screwed'.

Queen found out later that ASD only completed 2 lines aka one sentence of the introdauction to the otherwise 5 page essay. She also found out the ASD had lost the information that she had painstakingly created and later passed to ASD. This coupled with ASD's ZILCH involvement earlier on gave The Queen the urge to shout "Off with her head!!!"

Whats that maria? How could she have done nothing when she had a whole day free? And yes my dear Diana? What does this have to do with her being Attention Seeking? Well my minions, i'm afraid that we'll have to save this for later on as an even greater TRAGEDY has occured!!! We have run out of tea!!!

However, never fear! I shall embark this instance on the perilous quest to obtain tea! *waves hand daintily* Waiter! Tea!

Until we obtain our new pot of tea then. I have to go pee. Ta ta~!

Royally Decreed At
|1:15 PM|

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