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-Monday, February 11, 2008-
My loyal minions!
Today we celebrate the joys of freedom with a cup of commie tea! (i'm told its chinese tea therefore it MUST be tea that communists drink!) I just read in our local tabliod "PITA are US" that the communist institute that supplies the boiling water for our wonderful commie tea is celebrating Gay Pride Week! Let me show all you tea addicts the report!
COMMUNISTS STEP OUT OF CLOSET!!!
Students in communist institute celebrate their eternal and immortal gayness!
story by: pain in your arse
When Soh Doh Mice stepped into his school today, he felt an overwhelming sense of utter bliss rush through his entire being. His eyes sparkled like, too much glitter on a painting. His face glowed, like too many facial treatments in a day. His skin tingeled, like he had been affected by the Nuclear bombs dropped in Hiroshima and Nagasaki near the end of the japanese Occupation. It was a feeling that Mr. Soh knew well...
It was his time to SHINE and step OUT of the closet!!!
Hundreds and thousands of young future communists decided to step out of their closets today in our dear communist institute. This epic and never before seen event was organised and funded by the institute's commitee. Said Mr. Quack, the Head of the institute, "*QUACK!* Erm, eberything we do, we hab a meaning behind it. Like how we make the pountain so commie-cians can destressss. We make dis, not only to let students be more bassionate about the, uh, institute, but uh also to understand the importance of resisting our obressive regime."
Mr Soh Doh Mice also quipped in, "Usually, i feel so depressed by the opressive ruling of The Men in White and their commandment "Thou must not insert thy tool into another's back door". I would always sit by the fountain to medidate and cry."
"But now i have RELEASED myself from my inhibitions!"
The school has organised several interactive activities for its commie-cians. These include practical sex-ed, a mass work out in the hall, and activities on how to spot a person with HIV.
The mass work out, however, came in 2 sessions. One was scheduled this morning at 10.45am and the other on Wednesday at 1.30pm. As residents around the communist institute have complained of the excessive noises coming from the hall which, strangely, included heavy breathing, panting and moaning, the institute has decided to open its closet doors to the public for wednesdays mass workout session and also install sound proof walls.
The practical sex-ed helped students to learn the importance of condoms and more importantly, lub. When asked why the school decided to hold the 3rd workshop, 'How to spot someone with HIV' the student council replied, "........"
"Uh... we expect an increase ob people who will be habing HIV this year ah." Said Mr. Quack, who decided to cut in all of a sudden. Unfortunaetly, he refused to elaborate further on his statement.
However, "PITA are US" managed to get an explanation from Mr Chee Po Nehneh, a self proclaimed ex-partner of Mr Quack. "Ai yah. We spend so much on that Quacks little fetishes. Where got monay to buy good condom leh? All recycled chewing gum from Thailand lah!"
Though many seem to Push their bodies to the limit in participation of the institute's Gay Pride Week, some disgrunteled individuals seem hopelessly lost in translation.
"I refuse to take part in such activities! I cannot work in such a crowded environment!" exclaimed residential prudish whore, Miss Slapmyassup Shame Nuh-uh.
"No one's approching me even though they secretly want me! They're so mean!" whined a fat ass who i couldn't bother putting down her name.
This reporter sincerely suggests that these 2 individuals may, perhaps, come together.
Grabbing my recorder frantically as i headed towards the exit, Mr. Quack commented, "AH! We Commies and we Gay! What the goberment say Nono we say Gogo! Uh, ya, thats all."
Perhaps our local communist institute has turned Queer, in more ways than one.
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*sips tea* Ah! Wasn't that such an interesting article! However it was rather disturbing when i heard several of those commie-cians had some rather vigorous activities near the fountain which they found o-so-soothing. O well! I couldn't be bothered! We'll review some other stuff while i go order up another platter of scones for us darlings.
Toodles~!
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